Jennie in the Bottle

Obviously I'm trapped "in the bottle" of our demented society
and the molds that each person has to fit in todays generation.
Duh. So theres only one option.. Break that mold.

Monday, June 13, 2011

putty the putty

Im too lazy to come up with a good title.. 
*lame*


Now that I have controlled my obsessions with animals and shows with animals.. I can get involved with other important things. Like music!! <3

New Obsessions: Maroon 5's album "Hands All Over" SO GOOD.  I've always loved them so.. now you do too. Also, One Republics new album "Waking Up" check it out check it out!! 

Now back to the important things in life.. 

s-s-s-silly puttyy!!!

Now maybe that isn't important to you.. but the silly putty I own is one of the most entertaining things in the world. Keeps me occupied for hours and even days. Well, maybe not that long.

Well off to go do other things.. 

BYE!

kittyyy


Fun Fact!! In ancient china, criminals who attacked travelers had their noses cut off! 

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

MY OBSESSIONS

Guten Tag

That's hello for all my German viewers out there.. Ahh guten tag is funny to me because I'm allergic to gluten.. ah..

Type in "Germany" in google and this is the first thing that comes up..
Pretty Big Rabbit Eh?? 

So, this post is called my obsessions... Wonder why? Because these are my current obsessions..
(Obviously I haven't had an extremely exciting summer so far..)

1. Whale Wars (animal lover here)
2. River Monsters (ah... More animals)
3. Swamp Brothers(different than swamp people)
4. Ultimate Cake Off
5. Deadliest Catch (more animalz)
6. DECEPTION WITH KEITH BARRY (MIND BLOWN)


Now I shall talk about each of these

Go to this website and listen to music while you read the rest. You are not allowed to continue on unless this is playing in the background. (hehe kidding but I promise it helps)

So why whale wars? WHALES MUST BE PROTECTED PEOPLE. We have to save our oceans to preserve our own selves. If the oceans die, we die. Whaling is an ongoing battle with the Japanese because they claim they are killing thousands of whales for "research" *humph* we know you people aboard the Yushin Maru are out killing lil whales for economical uses and depleting the species :(

hehe holding up a sign to expose the truth. YOU GO GUYZ

yah yah.. lies

the good peeps
Promise im not Bias

RIVER MONSTERS with Jeremy Wade
Besides his dreamy accent and his white locks (kidding obviously.. *blech*) the narrator/ main dude is pretty awesome. He goes around searching for river monsters. How ironic?!!??!

PIIIIIRRRAANNNAAHHHHHHH FISHY

Schwamp Broders
Steven is the one holding the lizard (he's scurrd of the biggens) and Robbie gots tha croc. Its a cool show on Discovery.

cake off. *yay*
too lazy to look up a picture

Deadliest Catch
Chill show about catchin' Crabz

standin' on dah crabz


DECEPTION WITH KEITH BARRY
guys, when I say this I mean this.

My

Mind

Was

BLOWN.

His website says it all. 
Go. 
now.
Seriously..

Go.

NOW


FUN FACT: The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. FEED HANK THE HEDGEHOG


Oh and guys. Don't be afraid to click one of the options below
*mouse moves over and clicks "im rofling".. hehe*

Monday, May 30, 2011

Summer

So..

It's...

SUMMER!

And it's Memorial Day!

~!!!USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!~

Who's out Chillin' n Grillin' today? Surfin' and Turfin' at the beach? Boatin' n.. well.. I don't know. But if you did a mental *yes* to any of those you are living the life!! As for me, no I'm at home. My brother and dad took of to the lake, my mom said she was going to go to a quick lunch at 12:30 and it's now 4:30 and I'm at home.. Alone..

So sorry I haven't blogged before now. Blogger.com decided I wasn't a member anymore and I had to go through a lot of aol emails to find some stuff.. Took awhile and I'm super lazy.

oh. my. gosh. my. mom. has. a. twitter.

it's so weird..

Mom's shouldn't be allowed on facebook or twitter unless they're the cool ones.. My mom can be classified as a cool mom until she makes me sit down and teach her "the art of tweeting"..

But anyways.. I might go now.. I don't know I may be back later..

CHEER CAMP IS IN 14 DAYS SO EXCITED

adios!

FUN FACT: An octopus doesn't have a blind spot. Explains why they're so sneaky

Saturday, May 21, 2011

sPiCe oF lYfE

Yes, I had to do the annoying alternation of caps typing. It's a must.

I am now on a study protest.. Why?

Because I have found more entertaining things to do.

LIKE...


Or this. 

or send pictures of myself to people when they lest expect it. (made it smaller so it wouldn't scare you that bad) 

so yeah.. I think i might go study now


Friday, May 20, 2011

Jealousy.

Hey 
que pasa?!?!
shout out to all of my espanola readers out there. you get a high-five too.

As I am sitting here on my bed watching the fabulous marathon of NCIS I have turned into a green eyed monster. Yes everyone, I am jealous of you. You, the reader who is out for summer. The one who slept late, stayed up late, is at the beach, or somewhere else fabulous. 
And to you, who isn't out for summer, you deserve this virtual high five because I know how you feel.
Do what it says. Don't reject it.

So on the topic of summer, is anyone else basically going to be spending it at school practicing stuff?? Because i know i am not the only one.. Its like summer is just a little break from school work but I still have to attend the torturous place everyday until the most amazing thing in the world, cheer camp. 


So I bet you're wondering what is keeping me going today as everyone is tweeting and hash-tagging #summa2o11 !!!!!! or #outofschool or #sucks4allofyallstillinschool (cute.. real cute.) 
Well my friends, its the thought of my mom getting my report card and going "wow jennie, you actually did well on exams for once. You deserve something" and you know what that something will be.....? 
HOPEFULLY ANOTHER ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
But probably not.. I really want a chameleon. 
If you haven't read my previous blog post about my animals, check out the number I have had.. 
but look how cool it looks. Isn't it awesome?!??!?

What should I name it?? Im thinking if it's a girl, Jan. And if it's a boy, Jerry. Leave some names

So, adios for now.

duces

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

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EVERYONE!!!

You remember that little storm that destroyed parts of Alabama?

say to your self "oh yeah, I remember that one.. duh"

WELLLLLLLLLL..... 

Sectionals for track got postponed because of it! So, instead of running last Friday and Saturday, we got the true privilege of running on this Monday afternoon and this fabulous Thursday morning.

Records were broken.
Tears were shed.
And food was hurled.

That sums up the track weekend meet.

So, mother nature decided, like she does every year, to let it rain like it does every second day of sectionals. The hurdlers were the lucky ones and it didn't rain for us (; LOL. But it started off as that really annoying misty rain, stopped, came back hard and for a short amount of time. Decided to stop long enough so that everyone put down their jackets and umbrellas. Started again so I had enough time to "borrow" and umbrella, and continued.

Speaking of privileges.. We get to run this Friday and Saturday also!! So let me just repeat this.. We ran Monday, Tuesday, and will be running Friday and Saturday. Joy oh Joy.

So.. Enough about track.

Y'ALL WILLIAM AND KATE!!!!!!!

OH EM GEE

y'know I'm more of a team harry..


well. 

my life is boring.


Monday, April 25, 2011

✰✌☮ OSCAR ☮✌✰

"Hey Jennie, how did you get your squirrel?"

I get asked this frequently..

so.. this is how

incase you do not know, this is oscar. The coolest squirrel you will ever see

So oscar was orphaned *aww* and he had a brother who we gave away

I caught oscar by putting my jacket over him and carefully picking him up (because I thought baby squirrels have rabies but they do not) and we have been best friends ever after that day! 

Y'all it was my dream to have a squirrel.. I would used to run around and make squirrel noises because I thought they could understand me.... I've gotten less weird I promise..

FUN FACT!!: Hydrofluoric acid will dissolve glass.. so.. don't play with it 

Sorryy

Alright. So it's been awhile.. I've been a little stressed out and a little over worked. Like a pack mule. As you know, I am a hurdle star. I run for USA. I have a couple of medals... just a few.
If you do not know me well enough, then heres a hint. I kid a lot
about myself so.. get ready for more

So what have you been up to? Yes YOU. The loser reading my blog. Just kidding. You aren't a loser, you're a winner. You're #winning. 

But hey, if you think my blogs are boring, just email me. Don't abuse this privilege. bamagirlccs28@aol.com.. I know it's super lame..

Alright. I'm bored 

bye..


FUN FACT!!: The worlds first Electric Trolly System was invented in Montgomery in 1861 hollaaa represent.