Jennie in the Bottle

Obviously I'm trapped "in the bottle" of our demented society
and the molds that each person has to fit in todays generation.
Duh. So theres only one option.. Break that mold.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Summer

So..

It's...

SUMMER!

And it's Memorial Day!

~!!!USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!~

Who's out Chillin' n Grillin' today? Surfin' and Turfin' at the beach? Boatin' n.. well.. I don't know. But if you did a mental *yes* to any of those you are living the life!! As for me, no I'm at home. My brother and dad took of to the lake, my mom said she was going to go to a quick lunch at 12:30 and it's now 4:30 and I'm at home.. Alone..

So sorry I haven't blogged before now. Blogger.com decided I wasn't a member anymore and I had to go through a lot of aol emails to find some stuff.. Took awhile and I'm super lazy.

oh. my. gosh. my. mom. has. a. twitter.

it's so weird..

Mom's shouldn't be allowed on facebook or twitter unless they're the cool ones.. My mom can be classified as a cool mom until she makes me sit down and teach her "the art of tweeting"..

But anyways.. I might go now.. I don't know I may be back later..

CHEER CAMP IS IN 14 DAYS SO EXCITED

adios!

FUN FACT: An octopus doesn't have a blind spot. Explains why they're so sneaky

Saturday, May 21, 2011

sPiCe oF lYfE

Yes, I had to do the annoying alternation of caps typing. It's a must.

I am now on a study protest.. Why?

Because I have found more entertaining things to do.

LIKE...


Or this. 

or send pictures of myself to people when they lest expect it. (made it smaller so it wouldn't scare you that bad) 

so yeah.. I think i might go study now


Friday, May 20, 2011

Jealousy.

Hey 
que pasa?!?!
shout out to all of my espanola readers out there. you get a high-five too.

As I am sitting here on my bed watching the fabulous marathon of NCIS I have turned into a green eyed monster. Yes everyone, I am jealous of you. You, the reader who is out for summer. The one who slept late, stayed up late, is at the beach, or somewhere else fabulous. 
And to you, who isn't out for summer, you deserve this virtual high five because I know how you feel.
Do what it says. Don't reject it.

So on the topic of summer, is anyone else basically going to be spending it at school practicing stuff?? Because i know i am not the only one.. Its like summer is just a little break from school work but I still have to attend the torturous place everyday until the most amazing thing in the world, cheer camp. 


So I bet you're wondering what is keeping me going today as everyone is tweeting and hash-tagging #summa2o11 !!!!!! or #outofschool or #sucks4allofyallstillinschool (cute.. real cute.) 
Well my friends, its the thought of my mom getting my report card and going "wow jennie, you actually did well on exams for once. You deserve something" and you know what that something will be.....? 
HOPEFULLY ANOTHER ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
But probably not.. I really want a chameleon. 
If you haven't read my previous blog post about my animals, check out the number I have had.. 
but look how cool it looks. Isn't it awesome?!??!?

What should I name it?? Im thinking if it's a girl, Jan. And if it's a boy, Jerry. Leave some names

So, adios for now.

duces

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

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EVERYONE!!!

You remember that little storm that destroyed parts of Alabama?

say to your self "oh yeah, I remember that one.. duh"

WELLLLLLLLLL..... 

Sectionals for track got postponed because of it! So, instead of running last Friday and Saturday, we got the true privilege of running on this Monday afternoon and this fabulous Thursday morning.

Records were broken.
Tears were shed.
And food was hurled.

That sums up the track weekend meet.

So, mother nature decided, like she does every year, to let it rain like it does every second day of sectionals. The hurdlers were the lucky ones and it didn't rain for us (; LOL. But it started off as that really annoying misty rain, stopped, came back hard and for a short amount of time. Decided to stop long enough so that everyone put down their jackets and umbrellas. Started again so I had enough time to "borrow" and umbrella, and continued.

Speaking of privileges.. We get to run this Friday and Saturday also!! So let me just repeat this.. We ran Monday, Tuesday, and will be running Friday and Saturday. Joy oh Joy.

So.. Enough about track.

Y'ALL WILLIAM AND KATE!!!!!!!

OH EM GEE

y'know I'm more of a team harry..


well. 

my life is boring.


Monday, April 25, 2011

✰✌☮ OSCAR ☮✌✰

"Hey Jennie, how did you get your squirrel?"

I get asked this frequently..

so.. this is how

incase you do not know, this is oscar. The coolest squirrel you will ever see

So oscar was orphaned *aww* and he had a brother who we gave away

I caught oscar by putting my jacket over him and carefully picking him up (because I thought baby squirrels have rabies but they do not) and we have been best friends ever after that day! 

Y'all it was my dream to have a squirrel.. I would used to run around and make squirrel noises because I thought they could understand me.... I've gotten less weird I promise..

FUN FACT!!: Hydrofluoric acid will dissolve glass.. so.. don't play with it 

Sorryy

Alright. So it's been awhile.. I've been a little stressed out and a little over worked. Like a pack mule. As you know, I am a hurdle star. I run for USA. I have a couple of medals... just a few.
If you do not know me well enough, then heres a hint. I kid a lot
about myself so.. get ready for more

So what have you been up to? Yes YOU. The loser reading my blog. Just kidding. You aren't a loser, you're a winner. You're #winning. 

But hey, if you think my blogs are boring, just email me. Don't abuse this privilege. bamagirlccs28@aol.com.. I know it's super lame..

Alright. I'm bored 

bye..


FUN FACT!!: The worlds first Electric Trolly System was invented in Montgomery in 1861 hollaaa represent.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Lillian

Lillian Rebecca Roth. LRR. We also call her Lillian Danger Roth. Lillian is rather tall.. so shes a little clumsy. But no worries.. we help her control her lankiness. Enjoy the pictures..


excuse the awkward facial expressions..

here's lillian and I.. chillin'


Heres what lillian is thinking.. 
"Oh jennie I love you so much.. You're the best"

Obviously she loves me.. Can you feel the love? CAN YOU FEEL IT?


Fun facts!!! the average man is 5'9 and the average woman is 5'4



***i promise im not obsessed with her...***

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Bliss

Its been awhile.. hasn't it?? I've been busy.. You know cheer tryouts.. Track.. Having a little bit of a social life.. Doctors appointments.. Plus I have to be in bed by around 9 so that kind of limits my night life.


Im thinking about changing my layout.. Possibly. OMG have yall seen the commercial with the guy and he has a mini giraffe?! I want that giraffe. Below is the link, check it out of you haven't seen it..

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vHT6b7u1_Y&feature=player_embedded

 

Sorry I had an ADD moment. On that subject of small animals my family wants a peacock. Also commonly called a peafowl. My dad wants a hedgehog but i'm saying lets get some quail. Why? This is why. I was thinking we could get about.. Four of them. One for each of us!!

Animals are one of my obsessions.. I will now list how many animals I have had and the quantity of each of them.. Don't be alarmed by the length

  1. Two Pet squirrels
  2. Ten Cats (we had kittens)
  3. Seventy Six Dogs (My dad rescues dogs that are on the side of the road and are about to die at the humane shelter. We put them at our farm)
  4. Two Leopard Geckos
  5. Eleven Green Anoles
  6. Six Beta Fish
  7. Four Bass
  8. Seven other fish (forgot what they were)
  9. One Dove
  10. Fifteen Guinea Pigs
  11. One Gerbil
  12. Two Rabbits
  13. Three Turtles
  14. One Racoon
Thats a grand total of... 141 pets. They didn't all die.. Some ran away and we gave some away.. like the turtles and the Guinea Pigs.. Some we kept.. for awhile.. oh and we gave away the lizards.. But all of the fish died.. We Austins aren't too good with aquariums...

Fun fact!!!! Turtles can breathe through their butts.. Thought it was appropriate since I have had turtles