Jennie in the Bottle

Obviously I'm trapped "in the bottle" of our demented society
and the molds that each person has to fit in todays generation.
Duh. So theres only one option.. Break that mold.

Friday, August 5, 2011

New Beginnings

Alright. You might think I'm crazy... but.. IM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT STARTING SCHOOL IN SIX DAYS!! Why you wonder? Because I've spent most of my summer at the school for cheer and other things anyways. Plus, I miss all of my friends. So a shout out goes to all of the Sophomores reading this right now I'm missin' y'allz like cray. 

Want to know what I'm not excited about? Lunch Room food. OH WAIT. Because of my allergies I bring my own food to school every day!!! So I guess there's NOTHING to be sad about for school starting. 

So here's why I am blogging about starting school on a Friday night at around 6 P.M. It's because being the good daughter I am, I thought I would wash all of our newwwww school uniforms <3 <3 and iron them!! OH EM GE CLEANING! Also, I decided to write my name on all of my school supplies. 
I swear I have a social life. I know it's hard to believe... But it's there I promise.
SHARK WEEEK IS ON! Well. Sort of.. It ends tomorrow but thats just another reason to watch it! by the way I love marine animalia so this is just normal stuff for me. Im always watching informational shows about animals.. Guess what? (what) I read a book about the human brain its called Incognito and its pretty kewl! I can't remember who wrote it and I'm too lazy to.. But it has a bright yellow cover.

So until then.. eat lots of vegetables and milk for me
(because I can't have milk)

FFOTD: I can talk to animals

Monday, August 1, 2011

Plastic

Salamander

Daffodil

Bosky

Dandle

Draggle

Frisky

Gecko

Prairie Dog

Hippo

Moon Pie

Uvula

What do all of those words I just say have in common? Think long and hard about each word. Think about how numbers would come into play... So do you have it? Yeah, you're wrong. It's nothing I just wanted to see what you thought of. They're just fun to say. Go ahead, scroll back up and say all of them out loud.

So August will be filled of joy and hate for me. Joy = shark week and cheer. Hate = waking up early for school. Who else needs to practice their handwriting because of how bad it's gotten during the summer..? Anyone? Just me?

ROFL buddy on cake boss said moving the cake would be a "piece of cake" ahhh its so punny!!

Sorry moment. Spazz moment. Wow it's been awhile since my last post. Y'know I've been pretty busy doing the usual stuff.. Hanging out with my friends, etc. Just kidding I've been sleeping!!

Heres a fun thing that has happened in my life recently, my phone whipped its memory the other day. Why? Because my password was entered in incorrectly too many times. So if you have my number text me with your name. Please don't do the "guess who" thing because I have guessed "who" wrong soo many times and embarrassed myself.. 

Hillbilly

Spinach

Plastic

Monkey Key Chain

Just a few more words for fun. Fun Fact: I like lizards



Monday, June 13, 2011

putty the putty

Im too lazy to come up with a good title.. 
*lame*


Now that I have controlled my obsessions with animals and shows with animals.. I can get involved with other important things. Like music!! <3

New Obsessions: Maroon 5's album "Hands All Over" SO GOOD.  I've always loved them so.. now you do too. Also, One Republics new album "Waking Up" check it out check it out!! 

Now back to the important things in life.. 

s-s-s-silly puttyy!!!

Now maybe that isn't important to you.. but the silly putty I own is one of the most entertaining things in the world. Keeps me occupied for hours and even days. Well, maybe not that long.

Well off to go do other things.. 

BYE!

kittyyy


Fun Fact!! In ancient china, criminals who attacked travelers had their noses cut off! 

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

MY OBSESSIONS

Guten Tag

That's hello for all my German viewers out there.. Ahh guten tag is funny to me because I'm allergic to gluten.. ah..

Type in "Germany" in google and this is the first thing that comes up..
Pretty Big Rabbit Eh?? 

So, this post is called my obsessions... Wonder why? Because these are my current obsessions..
(Obviously I haven't had an extremely exciting summer so far..)

1. Whale Wars (animal lover here)
2. River Monsters (ah... More animals)
3. Swamp Brothers(different than swamp people)
4. Ultimate Cake Off
5. Deadliest Catch (more animalz)
6. DECEPTION WITH KEITH BARRY (MIND BLOWN)


Now I shall talk about each of these

Go to this website and listen to music while you read the rest. You are not allowed to continue on unless this is playing in the background. (hehe kidding but I promise it helps)

So why whale wars? WHALES MUST BE PROTECTED PEOPLE. We have to save our oceans to preserve our own selves. If the oceans die, we die. Whaling is an ongoing battle with the Japanese because they claim they are killing thousands of whales for "research" *humph* we know you people aboard the Yushin Maru are out killing lil whales for economical uses and depleting the species :(

hehe holding up a sign to expose the truth. YOU GO GUYZ

yah yah.. lies

the good peeps
Promise im not Bias

RIVER MONSTERS with Jeremy Wade
Besides his dreamy accent and his white locks (kidding obviously.. *blech*) the narrator/ main dude is pretty awesome. He goes around searching for river monsters. How ironic?!!??!

PIIIIIRRRAANNNAAHHHHHHH FISHY

Schwamp Broders
Steven is the one holding the lizard (he's scurrd of the biggens) and Robbie gots tha croc. Its a cool show on Discovery.

cake off. *yay*
too lazy to look up a picture

Deadliest Catch
Chill show about catchin' Crabz

standin' on dah crabz


DECEPTION WITH KEITH BARRY
guys, when I say this I mean this.

My

Mind

Was

BLOWN.

His website says it all. 
Go. 
now.
Seriously..

Go.

NOW


FUN FACT: The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. FEED HANK THE HEDGEHOG


Oh and guys. Don't be afraid to click one of the options below
*mouse moves over and clicks "im rofling".. hehe*

Monday, May 30, 2011

Summer

So..

It's...

SUMMER!

And it's Memorial Day!

~!!!USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!~

Who's out Chillin' n Grillin' today? Surfin' and Turfin' at the beach? Boatin' n.. well.. I don't know. But if you did a mental *yes* to any of those you are living the life!! As for me, no I'm at home. My brother and dad took of to the lake, my mom said she was going to go to a quick lunch at 12:30 and it's now 4:30 and I'm at home.. Alone..

So sorry I haven't blogged before now. Blogger.com decided I wasn't a member anymore and I had to go through a lot of aol emails to find some stuff.. Took awhile and I'm super lazy.

oh. my. gosh. my. mom. has. a. twitter.

it's so weird..

Mom's shouldn't be allowed on facebook or twitter unless they're the cool ones.. My mom can be classified as a cool mom until she makes me sit down and teach her "the art of tweeting"..

But anyways.. I might go now.. I don't know I may be back later..

CHEER CAMP IS IN 14 DAYS SO EXCITED

adios!

FUN FACT: An octopus doesn't have a blind spot. Explains why they're so sneaky

Saturday, May 21, 2011

sPiCe oF lYfE

Yes, I had to do the annoying alternation of caps typing. It's a must.

I am now on a study protest.. Why?

Because I have found more entertaining things to do.

LIKE...


Or this. 

or send pictures of myself to people when they lest expect it. (made it smaller so it wouldn't scare you that bad) 

so yeah.. I think i might go study now


Friday, May 20, 2011

Jealousy.

Hey 
que pasa?!?!
shout out to all of my espanola readers out there. you get a high-five too.

As I am sitting here on my bed watching the fabulous marathon of NCIS I have turned into a green eyed monster. Yes everyone, I am jealous of you. You, the reader who is out for summer. The one who slept late, stayed up late, is at the beach, or somewhere else fabulous. 
And to you, who isn't out for summer, you deserve this virtual high five because I know how you feel.
Do what it says. Don't reject it.

So on the topic of summer, is anyone else basically going to be spending it at school practicing stuff?? Because i know i am not the only one.. Its like summer is just a little break from school work but I still have to attend the torturous place everyday until the most amazing thing in the world, cheer camp. 


So I bet you're wondering what is keeping me going today as everyone is tweeting and hash-tagging #summa2o11 !!!!!! or #outofschool or #sucks4allofyallstillinschool (cute.. real cute.) 
Well my friends, its the thought of my mom getting my report card and going "wow jennie, you actually did well on exams for once. You deserve something" and you know what that something will be.....? 
HOPEFULLY ANOTHER ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
But probably not.. I really want a chameleon. 
If you haven't read my previous blog post about my animals, check out the number I have had.. 
but look how cool it looks. Isn't it awesome?!??!?

What should I name it?? Im thinking if it's a girl, Jan. And if it's a boy, Jerry. Leave some names

So, adios for now.

duces

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

0239482039480

EVERYONE!!!

You remember that little storm that destroyed parts of Alabama?

say to your self "oh yeah, I remember that one.. duh"

WELLLLLLLLLL..... 

Sectionals for track got postponed because of it! So, instead of running last Friday and Saturday, we got the true privilege of running on this Monday afternoon and this fabulous Thursday morning.

Records were broken.
Tears were shed.
And food was hurled.

That sums up the track weekend meet.

So, mother nature decided, like she does every year, to let it rain like it does every second day of sectionals. The hurdlers were the lucky ones and it didn't rain for us (; LOL. But it started off as that really annoying misty rain, stopped, came back hard and for a short amount of time. Decided to stop long enough so that everyone put down their jackets and umbrellas. Started again so I had enough time to "borrow" and umbrella, and continued.

Speaking of privileges.. We get to run this Friday and Saturday also!! So let me just repeat this.. We ran Monday, Tuesday, and will be running Friday and Saturday. Joy oh Joy.

So.. Enough about track.

Y'ALL WILLIAM AND KATE!!!!!!!

OH EM GEE

y'know I'm more of a team harry..


well. 

my life is boring.